Snake Snuggler

The Male equivalent for a "camel toe"

"Ew! Look at the guy over there wearing the skinny jeans. He's got a huge snake snuggler."

by snakesnuggler August 1, 2012

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trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

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Skinned The Snake

When you pull out after having sex and the condom slips off your penis, remaining in the chick's vagina.

I was banging this chick last night, and when I finished, I Skinned The Snake.

by hatterofmaddness September 2, 2013

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celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

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The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.

"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"

by Rage Cage 33 April 11, 2012

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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.

1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"

by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012

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