Tom Hall

A 'Tom Hall' is a dismissive comment on a cultural or personal phenomenon which reflects a limited understanding of, or concern for, the culture or the person. One delivers a Tom Hall pontifically, with unquestionable righteousness.

Ever watched 'American Pickers'? Oh, you mean 'American Nose Pickers?'

'Me? lecture a drunkard? I'm not stupid'.

My siblings, and many others, have experienced a 'Tom Hall'.

by bisfikisme May 23, 2021

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

TOM

Short for time of the month.

Guess what? My best friend Tom is in town.

by CLawDeeAww February 12, 2018

Tom

a dutch guy with a big dick

person 1 : who’s that dude with the big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? he’s tom.

by annabananaanna September 20, 2021

Tom holland

A guy that is spider man and way too cute to be taken seriously

Tyrone: who is your favorite spider man?
Tom holland: tom holland

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

Tom

Tom is a guy with a 10-inch Cock and Makes 300k a month.

Girl 1. Oh, My God Tom's Cock Makes Me So Wet.
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?

by Kathleen Henrickson May 20, 2020

Tom brady

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.

Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022