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farting frank

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.
by team mopar November 19, 2004
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fart buddy

A friend who farts with you while you fart.
1: Fart!
2: Fart!
1: Oh 2! You're such a fart buddy!
by Marisela July 25, 2004
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missionary fart

When having sex in the missionary position for an extended period of time and your sweaty bodies rubbing together makes a farting noise.
We were going at it so long. I think we missionary farted more times than she orgasmed.
by I'm A Dirty White Boy August 5, 2009
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Sack Fart

A sack fart is when someone farts on your ballsack to create a pleasant warm sensation. The giver of the fart may be male or female, and this process is not neccesarily sexual.

Please note, a sack fart is only present when you can smell the fart with your nose pressed to the ballsack. When the smell expires, the ballsack loses its' title of the sack that doth hold the fart.
*Person 1 farts on the Person 2's sack*

Person 2 : Oh, that's so warm and nice, you're an expert sack-farter.

Person 1 : Why thank-you, I am quite experienced. Enjoy your sack fart while you can, because it will be gone soon!
by Heckmeister December 18, 2009
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phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".
I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.
by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006
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Harley fart

Release of flatulence that sounds akin to a Harley Davidson motorcycle engine revving.
Lisa's Harley fart, was unfortunate near the end of her otherwise successful job interview.
by Brian Mulkey September 3, 2007
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hand fart

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!
by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008
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