dribble muffin

noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.

Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!

by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004

muffin mind control

When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions

Bitch has muffin mind control over me

by Daxnatr November 25, 2024

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.

A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?

by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022