Dead cats foot

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.

X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'

by Hotornot August 29, 2005

Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

by canada blows October 10, 2005

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Somebody usually Female, who is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
AKA- DDG

Orgin-Ireland

Boquisha is Drop Dead Gorgeous!

by KBCS May 13, 2005

too dead to skin

beyond hope of redemption

She's too dead to skin, I don't think I can ever even talk to her again, much less go on a date.

by teddio June 14, 2011

Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.

Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021

Pile of dead fannies

A diabolically fetid fishy smell, like Grimsby on a hot day.

'What' that Dr Vion Haegens? It smells like a pile of dead fannies'
'That is because it IS a pile of dead fannies my dear chap'

by mysterynick December 6, 2011

Knee Deep in the Dead

The first Episode (or as some stupid Melenials will call it Levell, gosh I flippin' hate uncultured swine, ITS EPISODES NOT LEVELS, GOsh) in Doom (1993), also is the first introduction to At Dooms Gate

Kneck beard "Knee Deep in the Dead is such a good first level"
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*

by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 14, 2021