No noggin syndrome

when you're so bad at something that you can't bear to see someone better than you

i have no noggin syndrome appertaining unto art

by Someone404 July 21, 2020

Truman Syndrome

Sudden feeling that everyone around you is a robot, actor, or that you are the only person who is real. Truman Syndrome can cause an existintal crisis.

I'm experiencing Truman Syndrome.

by Your Gays July 22, 2020

Gorgeous Syndrome

Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!

Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.

by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020

LDN Syndrome

Little Dick Nigga syndrome is common in those lacking in length and results in unwarranted agressive behavior to compensate for being a male with a penis the size of a large clitoris. Usually found in individuals with the initial P.E.

"Don't worry about Mark he suffers from LDN Syndrome so he's just displacing frustration".

by DictionLord12 August 21, 2020

xxx syndrome

A syndrome when u get addicted to Porn and want to be a pornstar

I have XXX syndrome. I’m a pornstar because I have XXX syndrome.

by Memeboy21 August 24, 2020

Lockdown syndrome

Actions done during the corona virus pandemic that someone wouldn't have done during normal times.

Hey weren't you courting that girl a few months back. "No it was that lockdown syndrome"

by MSG_6lack August 31, 2020

Synlogic Syndrome.

Synlogic Syndrome(a.k.a cheatvx Syndrome) is a psychological condition that is associated with anger management issues, narcissism, and overall hostile behavior. Synlogic Syndrome can be diagnosed through daily observations of an individual's actions and behavior. The most evident signs of Synlogic Syndrome include: An individual calling others lackluster whilst also lacking in skill, being "toxic" or rude to the community and or individuals around them, and attempting to fight you in video games such as Roblox.com.

"Derpy, stop acting like you have Synlogic Syndrome."

by SOCOM #1 September 10, 2020