falling rocks

The point in a young man's life when he hits puberty and his balls drop.

"Bro, how old are you?"

"I'm 13, why?"

"Have you experienced the falling rocks yet?"

by the Shat Party December 20, 2013

rock top

When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.

She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.

by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015

cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

D-Rock

When you're planning to commit a crime, and are openly talking about your plan in public, an innocent bystander decides to give you a nudge towards actually committing the crime. After the crime is committed, that same innocent bystander turns you into the police and you spend the foreseeable future in prison. You've been D-Rock'd.

Devin told some peeps on the court he was gonna rob the 7-11. Marcus came forward and told him, "if you're really gonna do this, you need to plan this right and leave your fingerprints all over the place". Marcus calls the police the next morning and rats on this shithead. You've been D-Rock'd.

by MGE0004 September 7, 2018

poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

Soft Rock

What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT’S NOT A ROCK!!! THAT’S COW POOP!!! THAT’S A SOFT ROCK!!!

by OmniJohnson April 27, 2019

kick rocks

another way of telling someone to fuck off

Person 1: Fuck you bitch
Person 2: Go kick rocks!

by flufftheangst May 6, 2019