Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

Pulling a Ready

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself

'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'

by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015

Pull a Meznick

A man sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony railing.

Guy's guy: OMG dude, check out that guy!
Man's man: Wow, look at him Pull a Meznick! How embarrassing!
Guy's guy: What?
Man's man: You know, sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony rail. Frequently found on ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

by BruceTheBoxer July 20, 2009

Pulling a Lisa

Accidentally sending a calendar invite to everyone you have ever emailed before, then blaming it on your computer.

Disregard my breakfast invite for 2 weeks ago everyone, I seem to be pulling a Lisa today

by JLAPPS July 10, 2019

Pull a Gavin

To be presented with an opportunity to do something fun and decline the opportunity.

Instead of going to the match, he decided to pull a Gavin and stay home.

by blueleathersock July 16, 2020

Pulling a Donnie

Pretending to be handicapped or retarded to solicit undeserved sympathy.

Made famous by David Cross on an episode of Just Shoot Me.

Man,that guy in the wheelchair is faking it, he's just Pulling a Donnie.

by Webslinging Gangsta October 24, 2007

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever

He was pulling a chris

by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019