Hard Tommy

When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.
My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 02, 2021
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do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 April 19, 2018
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Hard to watch

Yeah, hey, I doubt it. Let's, see it. I want to see EXACTLY what happened.
Hym "Yeah, no, hard to watch? Probably not. I've probably seen worse. Let's see it. Leave a link next time."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Razor blade hard on

A razor blade hard on is a person who cuts there self so much they give a razor blade a hard on
Emo kid: I wanna die razor blade hard on
Razor blade: oh yeaaaaaaa I got a hard on
by Jitterbug567 January 25, 2023
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It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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Hard Weed

by Ham_Din_Fætter November 28, 2020
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