john popp

A rare male whose large penis eats 6 cats a day.

That John Popp sure was a creeper when looking at my kitty.

by rockies970 November 5, 2013

john keefe

Full name John Joseph Keefe. One of the most amazing drummers in the entire world. He is very short, but completely adorable. You can tell he loves what he is doing with all of his heart, and he loves his band mates in both boys like girls and the rebels! He loves his fans more than all of that and is very thankful and a very happy person, though he can be very sarcastic as well! His smile is probably one of the warmest I've ever seen.

aka Beef, Johnny Beef, John-a-hunk-of-beef-Keefe!

Person 1: John keefe is amazing! I love him so much and he just waved to me from he stage!

Person 2: OMG I just caught Beef's drum stick! I'm so happy right now I'm crying, and he's looking right at me and smiling!!!! I could die happily now!

by blgfan95 August 16, 2011

John-jo

A very sweet guy who probably is a God when playing an instrument and is super thoughtful and funny. They’re often easily disturbed by their girlfriends 😝

Is your boyfriends name John-jo or are they not as amazing as you’re saying?

by chlobi-wan-kenobi November 8, 2020

John Sostarich

A kid that is really cool and good at everything.

Yo do you know John Sostarich?

Yea that kid is so cool I wish I was him.

by yanksfreak22 January 23, 2010

John Street

To funnel or bong a beer. Originated from former Philadelphia mayor known for his moon cricket persona.

Hey, lets go john street a beer and get fucked up

by lunar chirper March 23, 2009

John Laurens

the gayest turtle you'll ever meet

teacher: lets learn about John Laurens

me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE

by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020

Case to John?

Australian slang for the question "Care to join?"

Case to John originated through the use of sending sms text messages without editing words on dictionary, which assumes that we have intended to ask a friend "case to John" instead of care to join. It has become a colloquial term in small groups of people since.

"Hey, we are going down to the pub, case to John?"

by Captain Banana Joe February 15, 2010