Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Socks and Sliders

There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.

Like, for real mann, don’t.

Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*

by randomguyfromitaly August 23, 2019

poop sock

a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.

god smut mom found the poop sock

by Choccomon March 3, 2019

Fluffy of socks

All those socks left after all other clothing items are retrieved from the cloths drier.

I have a Fluffy of Socks left in the cloths drier.

by FluffySocks November 21, 2018