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Wheelie job

An oral sex position, where the female sits backwards on a bike (motorcycle, bicycle, dirt bake, etc.)and the male bites off the females clitoris and swallows it. After two to three weeks the male will then grow a clitoris and the female will perform a Wheelie Job on the male.
Emily and I are great at giving and receiving Wheelie Jobs.
by rafakota April 5, 2009
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Slob-Job

When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.
Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?
by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010
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jolly job

Fellatio performed while the fellator eats a jolly rancher.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a jolly job.
by JACINTHO CARREIRO August 28, 2006
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Bro-Job

Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.
Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"

Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"
by bro- job April 30, 2014
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Blow Job

It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.

Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20

You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!

Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
by Pup101 May 17, 2016
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Rob Job

when one receives sexual pleasure (fellatio or cunnilingus) from a robot, humanoid or other.
Dan: Hey, Tom. You wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.
by Gay_Robot August 16, 2010
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Toe Job

by hajismith July 2, 2012
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