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Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014
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Fake friend day

Omg today is fake friend day post that bitch that be talking abt yu
by Janitor November 11, 2021
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Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).
The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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32 fake

Watch out for ppl who have ulterior motives. Look out for people who are wolves in sheep's clothing. Look out for the ppl who are mascarading as your friend wile waiting for their oppertunity to rob you of the things you hold dear and they want.
Watch out for the 32 fake!!!
by AnnabellaFromDeepNthaBay May 10, 2018
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FAKE FRIEND DAY

fake friend say is august 4th make sure to post them! much love to all my fake friends xoxo
FAKE FRIEND DAY MEAN omg look it’s rachel my fake friend.
by weirdboy68 August 4, 2021
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faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))
kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me
by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024
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Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
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