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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles 

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
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Gamer 1 scores a head shot on Gamer 2

Gamer 1: Dude i fuckin ninja'd you
Gamer 2:cries after being ninja'd
ninja by Keithian March 29, 2007

ninja fucking unicorn 

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

ninja turtles 

The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.
Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"

Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"

Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"
ninja turtles by Ashton McCune April 25, 2006

swamp ninja 

A Juggalo from the GATHERING OF 2006 that was saying "FUCK THE HILL"that threw mud faygo And even got into fist fights all over a little mud LOL these are true SWAMP NINJAS and they will be for life
"FUCK THE HILL",when i say swamp u say whoop whoop,magic magic swamp ninja whut.

Weed Ninja 

A weed ninja is someone who, when under the unfluence of pot, takes on the persona of a ninja. He thinks himself to be super sneaky but he is not. A weed ninja is known to tell people via text or bb messenger, that he is infact, a weed ninja.
When that guy gets high, he becomes a total weed ninja
Weed Ninja by Weed ninja July 20, 2011

white ninja 

Chuck Norris, also known as Walker the Texas Ranger.
The white ninja would totally own Bruce Lee.
white ninja by I<3Jasmine February 16, 2005