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November 4

(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip
Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty
November 4 by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

november 3 

the prettiest girl ever is born , most likely your best friend, she’s tall , blonde hair , best friends with a small person , and is amazing ,

usually a jemma or katie is born this day
november 3

yo guess what it’s my gals birthday today

is her name jemma or katie

yeh ?

knew it , all jemma’s and katie’s are born today

November 3 

national eat ice cream and cry day because your heart just broke because that dumb person that didn’t love you, your beautiful!
crush: I don’t like you
you: *crys and eats ice cream all day*
friend: why you crying?
you: it’s november 3...
November 3 by SomebodyVerySecret November 3, 2019

November 25th 

National Stupidity Day: Act like the most stooped, irresponsible person in the world and no one is allowed to give a CRAP about it... Ya don’t feel like doing homework? DONT DO IT! Feel like putting memes in your school side show project? No one gives two fucks! Wanna unleash your inner bob ross on the fucking wall? Go ahead I don’t give shit!
Hey Kyle, it’s November 25th and Ya know what that means... *hands Kyle 1,000 bottles of Red Bull to chug*

November 4

The day where you ignore your best friend or slap your crush
Person1: Todays November 4

Friend: so
Person1: I’m ignoring
November 4 by I dead inside 727477 November 3, 2019

November 4

Day that u get to date your crush for a day
Guy:hey babe
Girl:what?
Boy: oh sry its national date your crush day bc it’s November 4
November 4 by Sksksksksk November 3, 2019