(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip
Person 1: Yo bruv Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”
National Stupidity Day: Act like the most stooped, irresponsible person in the world and no one is allowed to give a CRAP about it... Ya don’t feel like doing homework? DONT DO IT! Feel like putting memes in your school side show project? No one gives two fucks! Wanna unleash your inner bob ross on the fucking wall? Go ahead I don’t give shit!
Hey Kyle, it’s November 25th and Ya know what that means... *hands Kyle 1,000 bottles of Red Bull to chug*