Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023
Get the Monster Hunter Nowmug. Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties
Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties
Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster
by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015
Get the Panty monstermug. In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.
Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.
Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013
Get the Frankenstein's Monstermug. a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
Get the Cookie monstermug. The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
Get the Mercy for the Monstermug. by lenox505 January 4, 2019
Get the Pocket Monstermug. When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger
by Sollarr January 30, 2018
Get the The Sideways Monstermug.