ur mom a milf 

The worst insult known to mankind; more fatal then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap, ur brother bi, no u, and ur sister a mister combined.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Rob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: No u
Rob: Well Ur granny Tranny
Jim: Oh yeah, well ur grandpa a trap
Rob: Ur Sister is a mister
Jim: Ur brother bi
Rob: I'll say it
Jim: I dare you
Rob: I have no conscious
Jim: Do it or ur a tranny
Rob: Ok, Ur Mom A MIlf

*Jim turns back into a fetus and then fucking explodes so it kills him and his mom. So burns out planets explode into oblivion and the only thing still capable of thought is rob, the meanest man there ever was*

ur mom a milf by The smartiest man alivwe May 11, 2018

proud mom 

when your crush sends you something

friend one :“omg! he just sent me a snap!!”
friend 2 “proud mom!!”

proud mom by eva whiteee with 3 e’s June 7, 2018

ur mom 

the most powerful comeback/insult/repsonse. you will never come back from this.

spongebob: hey wyd?
patrick: ur mom
spongebob: 😟

ur mom by anonymous November 14, 2021

Your face's mom 

A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.

"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"

Your face's mom by Baseball_rox_my_sox April 12, 2004

hockey mom 

Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)

Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!

hockey mom by Politic Ric October 22, 2010

your mom 

an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.

X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal
Y: You're going to be a fat farm animal if you dont shut up
X: Oh yeah, your mom's a fat farm animal OHHHHH!

your mom by The Snatch August 31, 2005

your mom's car 

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

your mom's car by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006