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Text Massage

Receiving a text message when your phone is on vibrate and located in your pocket.
Wow! I just got a text massage!
by Captain Killshit November 18, 2011
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Massil

A really annoying guy with a meme account who likes picking on kids that are different.
Hi Massil Kessil
by YOGUT November 1, 2018
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egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008
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Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
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M-ass-kholes

Brainwashed tools; useless idiots; Useful idiots; fool; pseudo-intellectuals; quacks.
1. A person or persons who can't research valid medical white papers aka medical facts proving wearing a mask can't stop any viral or bacterial infection, ever. They infact, often promote them when worn constantly and want to impose their lies and ignorance on others.
2. A person(s) who believes anything they hear from MSM and "medical looking people" (many of whom create drugs that kill and maim thousands of people, intentionally) used to promote narratives that are designed to control "sheeple" thru lies and medical quackery.
3. Total jerks, "assholes" who don't mind their own business who are wearing masks themselves so they should be "protected". In doing so being a racist, fool, virtue signaling, gas lighting asshat becomes "socially acceptable" to other "M-ass-kholes" around them. Usually involves mobile phone videos/false shaming.
4. Government and authority figures who use draconian laws to pretend their made up mask "laws" to control a free societies citizenry, religious groups, jobs, business are a lawful order when it is completely ILLEGAL and or an unConstitutional act.
I was riding the bus when these "M-ass-kholes" came up to me wearing three masks each saying, "You are placing us all in 'danger'. "
by ARsithuldore March 5, 2021
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Masshole

That marshal sure is a masshole
by shop girl October 20, 2009
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Massimo Maccarone.

to have possession of a heart the size of a pea.
I had a big challenge to complete but i massimo maccarone'd it.
by Twenty Four Seven. April 7, 2003
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