A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.
by Jake pauls cousin July 6, 2021
Get the Jake Paulmug. by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020
Get the Jakemug. 
jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)
*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
by yoyothegreat August 22, 2021
Get the Jakemug. 
Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!
Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”
by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019
Get the Jakemug.