Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Straw-Hat

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.

“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”

“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”

by Saboratory March 30, 2024

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.

Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.

by potentiallydead March 13, 2013

Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.

Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?

by Lucc07 November 24, 2021

Fried to the hat

Drunk to the most maximum levels

Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”

by Fatdoinkdave January 4, 2019

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 7, 2020