Did I ask

A thing said by mostly middle schooler's that basically is a slang way of saying "why'd you tell me that, i didn't need to know that." but in more of a rude way

"Hey guess what i did? I went to a beach!! Yeah!!" Jamie said. Ron looked Jamie right in the eyes and said, "DID I ASK!!"

by H@B June 6, 2017

I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

I need healing

Something Genji mains love saying for whatever strange reason. Sometime they’ll say it when at 199/200 hp. Sometimes even when full health. RARELY when they really need healing. Most of the time though, it’s just to piss people off.

Genji-I NEED HEALING
Mercy-Genji your at full health
Genji-I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

by Genji needs healing May 2, 2018

I regret nothing

This phrase is used in an unapologetic way when describing events that range from the embarrassing to the indescribable stupid, but for which the person involved feels no remorse because it presumably brought the subject enjoyment or amusement. Usually accompanied by a ridiculous .gif to convey how much the person does not give a fuck what others think.

Phrase originating in it's current form, like everything, from a Simpsons episode.

friend 1: "dude, what the fuck. did you really go home with that ugly girl last night? she had no teeth and was wearing a wig, sideways."
friend 2: "I regret nothing"

girl: "I stayed home last night. I cuddled with my cats, drank 4 beers and ate six tacos. at 2 am I ordered pizza and fell asleep with my hands inside my pants in the living room. I regret nothing"

by u mad because i'm stylin on u September 13, 2011

I Got Ya

I see.
I understand.

Person 1: Yo I thought you said you liked Jackie.

Person 2: Nah man I hate that bitch. She's so bi-polar and shit. I said I liked her friend. She's fine as Hell and has a nice ass man.

Person 1: Haha! I got ya man.

by Dancing with Fire January 7, 2011

I am LIVING

Also can be said as "I'm living!", or "LIVING". A term used to describe feeling great, and on top of the world about something. They could also say it during something they highly enjoy.

Halloween! My favorite time of year, i'm already at this costume party and I am LIVING.
It's 2017 and i'm downtown watching the ball drop. LIVING.
Currently painting my nails rainbow colors. LIVING
I am LIVING for this new coffin bath bomb!

by Shirleythememefactory October 30, 2016

I carried a watermelon

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

by caroline mcc July 14, 2006