Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023
Get the Free Ballenmug. The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
Get the Peanut Free Tablemug. Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.
Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.
by Maddiison November 24, 2018
Get the Freemug. Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
Get the Free Tibetmug. A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!
by God A4 July 10, 2022
Get the Free speech pervertmug. A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.
Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.
by NM83 August 17, 2025
Get the Free Mealermug. The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..
Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"
by nowayto know March 22, 2019
Get the Vluten Freemug.