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Discord is a platform made for mentally ill people and is the number one dating website where underaged children go and have e-sex with someone with a furry pfp for nitro. They also have a staff team that are not only degenerates but care less but to spend time circle jerking in their tight knit LGBTQIA+ servers whilst the the platform burns itself by losing money through being sued due to data theft scandals as well as deleting people's discord that had spent 200 dollars on nitro for clicking on a scam bot, discord cares nothing besides from getting revenue from porn addicted degenerates and is a breeding ground for pedophiles.
Guy x: I've seen a chick cut herself in whilst her camera is on and some other dude kept sending me gay porn in my dms
Guy y: Are you using discord
Guy x: yeah
Guy y: Delete it
Guy x: ok
by Chud Thundercuck October 3, 2023
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Discord nitro

the worlds biggest fucking scam that makes me want to kill myself because anything that isnt nitro-exclusive is straight dog-shit cancer
by niggabasher325 October 6, 2023
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discord.gg/text

bro discord.gg/text is full of retards
by rtxssa October 7, 2023
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Discord

1. practically chaos, opposite of order, harmony, peace and all that good shit.
2. The app for incels. Get ready to get hit on by people of all sorts who may think you have even a *hint* of femininity. Oh yeah, and a bunch of toxicity which you'll disregard because freaking out about it is normie shit.
Jake: Dudeee, so I, like, got Discord yesterday.
Quinn: Why...did you do that?
Jake: ...What?
Quinn: *pats Jake on the shoulder* My condolences.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023
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discord mod

Someone who has never faced daylight or eaten a salad

this species of man has never went out because someone posted a picture in the #general chat
Person 1: Bro this guy is literally a discord mod
Person 2 : I bet he is the same weight as lizzo
by genn-z October 9, 2023
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A fat lazy chronically online person, the insult was named after people who moderate servers on Discord because some of them actually stay on 24/7 to moderate their server and never go outside
John: Why is Micah so lazy
Arthur: Because he is a fat ass Discord Mod
by buttfart33 October 19, 2023
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Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.
*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED

Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)
by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023
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