Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Crunnet

A noun to describe someone who chokes when you are about to win a game

Max you're such a crunnet!

by Shanalfetish May 27, 2018

Crunchy

Another word for salty/mad.

You trash
You sound crunchy.

by BasicAsses May 27, 2018

Crunt

A Crunt is the collective term for multiple cunts, the term is used as "a crunt of cunts" similar to "a flock of sheep".
It is not necessary to state "crunt of cunts" the term crunt can simply be used on a standalone basis
e.g The management team are a crunt

The management team are a crunt

by Mallaman May 28, 2018

Crunt

When someone is both crazy and a cunt.

Yo that bitch is a crunt! She not only cheated on me but did it with my own Dad!

by TWD Fan May 29, 2018

Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny

Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy

by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018

Crunt

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski's couple name.

Isn't crunt the best couple!

by jesshere June 1, 2018