ReCob the Corn

1). Eat all the corn off the cob (for a week straight).
2). Save cob.
3). Try to withstand shitting for as long as you can.
4). Once the bowls are about to give way. Get close family (preferably blood related) to stick that same cob up your ass.
5). Make sure they go back and forth with twist for most effect, till it reapplies the original corn.
6). Have them pull it out and eat the new re cob corn.
7). They repeat action with original cob.

Did you ReCob the corn with your uncle last night?

by RascalWarzzz September 8, 2022

can of corn

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

by milfather September 29, 2022

back pocket full of corn

When someone’s deadass or serious.

“That food was so good man.”
“Really?”
“Back pocket full of corn”

by jennoah October 24, 2022

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023

Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch

Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮

by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023