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A brother is a little piece of shit that annoys you every second of your life. They were probably a failed abortion. If you are thinking about asking for one, rethink that decision because it will be the worst decision of your life if you ask for one.
by anonymous fact-teller September 15, 2019
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Brother

A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!

Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.

But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019
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brother

Boy or man who has the same two parents in common with someone.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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brother-in-law

1. The husband of one's sister.
2. The brother of one's spouse.
My brother-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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BrotherNolan

A little piss boy who only cares about their needs. He is the type of guy that screams his head off when you stop him from playing Fortnite.
BrotherNolan is self centered.
by Nuggy41 February 5, 2020
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Brotherhood of chads

a unisex brotherhood and guild(mostly male) of people In need of help or of people who want to give it, they are essentially people with a vast knowledge of memery that live to spite thots and make sure they never prevail. they are strong warriors who look out for eachother. t

they also expose the errors of over the top pc culture and are always seen drinking clonkage and wearing thought out suits.

there numbers as of 2019 are small but are growing rapidly, be sure to check their Instagram

"tomorrow we fight tonight we cunt"
the thots were scared as the brotherhood of chads were on the horizon blasting cheeki breeki from their steeds or somthing insanely biblical
by sillyninja65 April 11, 2020
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Brotherhood

A bond between a group of 'brothers' (and Kate) who always have each others back and consistently share to much information.
Brotherhood-

Yo brother -said mark/dp

Yes brother - replied Kate
by The 'effect' April 21, 2020
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