no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot

Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots

by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021

Don Antero Saarenas Bastillo Binuya II

He is literally the hottest fucking guy you will ever meet, and also a really good barber

Girl1:You see that cute guy over there
Girl2: Yeah he is so Mf fine
Girl1: Have you seen his skating? He is so good

Girl:2 Ong Don Antero Saarenas Bastillo Binuya II makes me throb

by Urbanizationdick November 21, 2021

Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost

Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mannagg Gesuell Chillu Puorc Bastard

It's a neapolitan expression to express disappointment, rage, anger and, sometimes, fear.

My car has broke down, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!

S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!

by psudonerim November 27, 2021

new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022

High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

by Argonator May 19, 2022

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022