south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...

WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....

by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013

South Afriphilia

An annoying obsession with all things to do with south african culture

Hey bro,she cant stop talking about his accent its driving me crazy,shes totally suffering from South Afriphilia.

by Annoyed2155 November 17, 2013

south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.

Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!

by Jopps December 8, 2013

south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.

Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''

by Danny Rae February 19, 2014

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

The African Corn Plug

A sex position where the one partner gets a black corn on the cob and insert it inside the other partners asshole while the other partner eats the corn that is inserted in the ass

Bro me and my girl tried The African Corn Plug last night it was kinky as shit.

by MagicCornPlugger June 26, 2016

South Africa

Hard anal sex

Girl1: My BF really did it to me this time. I've never felt something this amazing

Girl2: what did he do?

Girl1: I had South Africa for the first time.

by Oli Double O Blackson January 24, 2017