texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission
Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action
by BigjohnDezenuts October 25, 2017
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load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.
Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.
by blue_heart January 30, 2023
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Bear alpha roblox

Yes bear alpha roblox is very good game beacuse there bear, sam that is fat for the leg, whitey that have hair cancer, and lagoon the rich kids
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Tehidy Bear Picnic

Where a group of men and women meet in the woods to partake in sexual acts with food. In particular, communally jizzing into a French stick then inserting it into each other's anal cavities.
The group headed down to the Tehidy Bear Picnic, making sure they stopped to restock their supplies of French stick at the local corner shop on the way
by Doggin_Is_Life February 22, 2019
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bad news bears

a phrase used in response to bad news or situations.
The Royal Tenenbaums isn't playing tonight? Bad news bears :(
by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001
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menacing teddy bear

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.
guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
by noneofyourconcern72 July 02, 2011
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Huggy Bears of Doom

An extremely awesome group of people who are really good at acting stupid and looking cool all at the same time. This is probably the most exclusive team there is, and abnormally hard to be accepted into them.
OMG dude, I wanna be part of the Huggy Bears of Doom sooooooo bad, but they'll never accept me.... I'm just not cool enough.
by Jelly Waffle July 19, 2010
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