ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
by Peglegginmegan July 12, 2009
Get the West Virginia Saucemug. by Pabloschacone January 4, 2018
Get the peanut butter saucemug. by Sauccceeee June 1, 2018
Get the Daddy’s special saucemug. Sauce your nan means that you just recked them and then you can say I just sauced your nan or I'm going to sauce your nan!
Guy 1: I'm going to sauce your nan in fortnite bro.
Guy 2: No please don't reck me in fortnite!
Guy 1: Ha! You just died because I sauced your nan.
Guy 2: No please don't reck me in fortnite!
Guy 1: Ha! You just died because I sauced your nan.
by Rxaper May 25, 2018
Get the sauce your nanmug. When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009
Get the kung fu saucemug. Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).
Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!
by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009
Get the Sauce-o-metermug. by Tabzsz September 4, 2014
Get the mcdonalds special saucemug.