in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

SHERBY GOD

sherby- god of honolulu, located in hawaii

have you ever seen SHERBY GOD?

THE GOD??

yeah?!
ofc not she’s a god you dumbass *slap*

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 21, 2021

Killing god

Masturbating

Guy 1: what you doing rn?
Guy 2: killing god, found some good pics

by Godkillerxxx May 25, 2022

the prostate god

1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.

2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)

"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"

"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"

by Karuṇā November 28, 2015

the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015

bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Dear God No.

An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".

To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345

Dear God No.

Not So Sincerely,
Sender

by Psychoticlife September 28, 2020