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cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
by datstudentlife April 18, 2016
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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.
Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.
by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017
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Action potato

A dick that is short yet fat
Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!
by Perenthia January 26, 2010
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Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta
I want some pasta potato bitches !
by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021
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Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.
by POTATO00 October 7, 2017
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