poontang pie in the sky

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

by anonymous November 27, 2022

homemade cherry pie

To eat the blood clot of a woman on their period.after one breaks in your mouth you intern deep throat kiss her injecting the clot into her mouth.

eat chew kiss spit homemade cherry pie

by five star redwing general July 13, 2009

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 6, 2004

key lime pie

Recieving anal sex from a transvestite.

When you are in Key West, you just HAVE to try the key lime pie.

by Outlaw Avionics April 4, 2008

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.

After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.

by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009

pukka pie-eyed

A term used to describe how amazingly stoned you feel. With Pukka pies being a 'baked' product, pukka meaning exceptionally strong and prime cannabis and pie-eyed being the way someone severely stoned's eyes look.

"ahh dude did you see me last night? I was totally pukka pie-eyed.. Could'nt even talk properly"

by tiffany snoop dogg July 30, 2013

Qt-pie-max

Usually this phrase will describe a male in the midst of his pubescent years. However, while this male is indeed experiencing puberty like his other friends, his hormones do not appear to be changing. Hence, he still has a very cute face and body (like a baby). He is adored by other teenage girls but they would never want to engage in sexual relations with this male due to his lack of visible masculinity.

Fatima decided to give Edward, a regular qt-pie-max, a pity kiss on his soft, baby-like cheek due to the fact he was 16 and had still yet to experience the lips of a member of the opposite sex (who wasn't his mother).

by MyDad'sFantasyLeague October 9, 2018