That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020

Shesh Bood hab hat e

An annoying person who obsesses over jaiden lanzi and is named after a snake god

Shesh Bood hab hat e is a snake god

by Bigg_PP September 30, 2020

Hatted

(Verb) Describing one that is currently "high" from Marijuana. In other words, describing one that is "wearing a hat".

"Yo bro, you tryna get hatted before school?"

by Spazzzr September 21, 2021

beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.

I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.

by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025

Hatted

To hit one in the area where one places a hat.

She hatted me, HARD!

by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 6, 2020

Hat kid

A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing

Hat kid is a goat

You got shit on by hat kid

Hat kid just said sum stupid shit

Hat kid has big meat

by Hatkid July 2, 2021