Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

no hat

no lie / no cap

i’ll take yo bitch no hat

by thrustyd November 2, 2021

balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011

No Hat No Play

In Australian Primary schools they have a policy of wearing hats at all times

Get inside no hat no play

by VegemiteAddict January 23, 2024

frog in a hat

what do you call a frog in a hat?

A frog in a hat.

by thecolourmade if all are mixed July 27, 2025

giving hat

The art of fellatio (aka sucking dick).

These gyal giving hat like mad fam!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Blue hat

A blue Hatter a racist person that would show their racism by wearing a blue hat Blue anti-yellow/Asian
2007-now

Look at that blue Hatter

by M.N.L May 15, 2022