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Tea

Its tea middle schoolers spill for clout and its all fake
by BECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 14, 2019
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Iced Tea

Homosexual slang for craft beer, mostly used in Austin TX
Hey big daddy just pound that iced tea and come get sweet with me
by DemFacts March 19, 2021
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Artificial tea

When somone makes fake tea that’s not even real tea. So you cannot spill it
Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea
by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018
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Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.
Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”
by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023
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American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly
Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice
by Bobesha June 25, 2020
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Tea Room

1.a brothel. 2. An illegal gambling establishment.
Let's go down to the red light district and visit the tea room!
by Mrmuly April 15, 2025
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Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
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