by BECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 14, 2019

by DemFacts March 19, 2021

Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea
by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.
by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

by Bobesha June 25, 2020

by Mrmuly April 15, 2025

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
