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take her to church 

When a guy wants to eat a girl's junk on a Friday night.
When you tell your buddy "Imma take her to church"
Guy asks girl, "Hey can I take you to church?"
take her to church by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016

Take the L 

When you take your first love for granted up until the point that she cheats on you, hides it from you, and leaves you, never to return, leaving you with true heartbreak and nothing but regret, because you know you *fucked* up....
Jack: I made a big mistake, man... I didn't appreciate her enough and she blocked all forms of contact. She dumped me, man... I can't believe how much of a fuck-up loser I am. I feel like I'm living in a nightmare.

Stephen: That's terrible, dude. I've been there. But you know what? Sometimes in life, you just gotta take the L. Sorry to say it.
Take the L by Hammer Of Doubt February 4, 2020

Baby Takes 

The more I die, the more you live
Baby takes so much to give
The more you heal, the more I ache
Baby gives so much to take
The more you touch, the less I feel
Baby has so much to steal
The more you feel, the less I am
Well, baby stole so much to have

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Down inside and dry as a bone
Baby's upstairs all alone
Outside and wet like a fish
Baby took too much to give
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live

No

Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Baby Takes
Baby Takes by Death Menace August 13, 2022

The Turnquist Takeback 

Pretending to pass the hardware after three or four rips, and as your buddy reaches out for it, you take it back and hit it repeatedly for two or three seconds.
I fall for The Turnquist Takeback every time!!!
The Turnquist Takeback by Catts November 11, 2008

May I take your hat sir? 

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.
Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop 

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*
It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop