Retard

Person who thinks it would be a great idea to inject Lysol to eliminate the COVID-19 virus.

Man: "I've seen Lysol kill the virus in a minute, maybe we could inject something like that."
Woman: "You're a retard."

by Charlfever April 24, 2020

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

Pronoun retard

A person of tremendously lower intelligence that feels the need to deliberate display or mention their pronouns

He's got pronouns in his social media bio, so you shouldn't expect much logic or sense from a pronoun retard

by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024

Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.

Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.

by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023

Retardation

LOGAN

Don’t be a retardation when your friends being retardedaly dumb

by YEEYEE666 May 6, 2021

retard

someone who thinks that a PC's performance relies on an SD card commonly gets provinces mixed up with cities in the United States of America and has no ability to sit still for more than 3 seconds. Name usually starts with an R standing for retard.

Person 1: Hey look at that retard being annoying while people are trying to teach him to use a spreadsheet
Person 2: Yeah fuck him.

by suckthisdickspick November 15, 2018

Retard

1. French word for delay

2. Slur used at people who have disabilities

Only say retard if you’re talking about a delay of something in French.

by Gbear42 January 15, 2022