take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"

*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

pwnd like a nub

When a nub is pwnd; when is someone playing a game is dominated horribly

Billy: Dang! you just killed me in 5 seconds...
Joe: YOU JUST GOT PWND LIKE A NUB!!!

by smelly2110 July 1, 2006

Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation

Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!

by EdgarW December 24, 2008

fly like falcon

When everyone thinks you had a grand adventure but really you did nothing except hide in a box in the attic.

"My trip to Paris was amazing!"

"Whatever. You can fly like falcon all you want. I know you were really in Boise!"

by zandar demko October 15, 2009

smells like bbq

What you say after you let out a big fart that you're too proud of to let it go unnoticed.

Alyssa: (farts, silent but deadly) Mmm... smells like bbq
Sarah: (smells) Oh crap, that's not bbq, that's awful!
Alyssa: Gotcha!

by holyfishtacos! May 10, 2011

just like the chase

just like all of the other stupid jerks people call men or boys

your just like the chase!i cant stand you!

by Melany torez December 13, 2010

Golden; like a shower.

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.

Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."

by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010