Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.

friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking

by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023

Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse

Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!

by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Jake

A gay pedo

Jake; I liike kkids

by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023

Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him

jake cota is hot

by jenny201391 December 18, 2023

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022