Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

dirty jackson worden

when you cheat on your girlfriend with a hot tub jet while punching her in the face and break up with her

dude i totally dirty jackson wordened my girl last week at the county pool

by smokypokythebear December 29, 2024

Dirty Jackson

When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal

Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.

by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024

rich jackson’s

Jacksons who are born into rich families. they are always the fucking worst. never ever fuck with a guy named jackson who has bling bling.

“yo have u met that jackson guy? he was born into a rich family”

“yeah dude don’t fuck with him he fucking sucks”

“oh ok i’ll never talk to rich jackson’s again.”

by jacksonrichard February 3, 2025

Michael Jackson

The person that goes ‘Hee hee!’

Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 20, 2025

Oshea Jackson Is Angel Number Gold, Raymond Robles <Bane> Is Angel Number Silver, And Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Robles Is Angel Number Bronze

Oshea Jackson Is Angel Number Gold, Raymond Robles <Bane> Is Angel Number Silver, And Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Robles Is Angel Number Bronze

Oshea Jackson Is Angel Number Gold, Raymond Robles <Bane> Is Angel Number Silver, And Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Robles Is Angel Number Bronze

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Percy jackson

My type+handsome in the official art.Son of Poseidon.I don’t care if he has dyslexia and adhd.Exactly what I want for a boyfriend.Best book besides Harry Potter.Rick Riordan did a nice job.

Percy Jackson’s objectively attractive. ... From descriptions, you can gather that Jason is handsome, but I don't remember specific moments where he was openly described as good-looking by somebody else, other than maybe Piper."

by Celestecakeee July 17, 2025