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slag hot

A girl who isnt a slag and is all natural, but is still so frickin hot that you would think she would be one.
guy1: hey did you see that girl emily
guy2: yeah shes slag hot man
by TigerBass September 11, 2011
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hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it
Did your gir like that hot pistachio
by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017
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hot smoker

A hot chick who you would totally date/hookup with/bang if it wasn't for the fact that she smokes. This girl is usually in high school, but some are also in college.
Dude 1: Hey you see that hot girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.
by Frozone July 13, 2012
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Hot Fortune

Betting you only have to fart and losing
Tony bet he only had to fart. He lost and won a Hot Fortune
by For Science 79 October 17, 2016
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Boring Hot

An individual who has physical attractive qualities, however has a less than-interesting personality.
Person 1: Damn, that girl is hot.
Person 2: Yeah. but I hung out with her once and she's not very smart and isn't fun.
Person 1: Oh, so she's boring hot. That's quite unfortunate.
by addswireless May 19, 2022
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Hot Mervin

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)
My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.
by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015
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Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face
Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl
by Joeef February 7, 2022
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