Brillo Ass

When the hairs on your ass are so coarse that it causes toilet paper to shred into remnants on the back of the toilet seat

"AHHH maaaan! Can you please clean up after your brillo ass next time!"

by PLUMBERT March 15, 2009

titleist ass

A booty that is so large and covered in dimples that it resembles a bag of titleist golf balls.

Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.

by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018

Ass Sack

When there is a ballsack hanging from someone's ass

When Tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an ass sack!

by Captain Cunt August 29, 2009

pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Ass Flop

The top part of the ass that flops out of fat peoples pants when they get up from previously sitting down.

Dude your friend Zach has some serious ass flop going down.

by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

Mike-Ass

A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.

Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.

Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.

by Grey Coast March 6, 2021