Shroom cut

When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad

Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!

by Boiiooio January 17, 2019

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

Cuts

Sex

I need some cuts

by BLK Agency March 31, 2021

cut the sound

turn the volume down

Are you deaf or what ? Cut the sound bro !

by Oldgit69 August 31, 2016

cut the boots off the baby

to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.

"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."

by skankhunt32 December 2, 2016

Revenge hair cut

Revenge Hair Cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes

by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020