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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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christian chim chim

This is a nickname for Jimin from BTS. This is his nickname when his aura turns into sexy, handsome, hot, etc. HE EVEN SAID HE WANTED THIS NICKNAME
Who needs Christian Grey when you have Christian Chim Chim.
by bts.chill June 24, 2017
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Christian

Is a very nice person as has a massive dick. He also lasts in bed for hours.
Christian just made me cum
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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Christian Cort

a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute
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christian josefsson

christian josefsson
Hej Christian josefsson!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm7469 February 23, 2024
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