Christian Lindseth

A very nice friend who gives you free food. He is always really nice and is a pro overwatch player

person1-Do you know who Christian Lindseth is?
person2-no
person1-HE'S GOATED

by akjjfuesshfkflhaskh May 9, 2019

Christian

He has good styles. He likes some good dick. Sometimes hes always depressed about some bull shit things.

#Christian #Gay

by Christiiannnn April 7, 2019

Wesleyan Christian Academy

A trash & expensive school that is mostly rich white kids who are so ignorant it genuinely gives you a headache. The male teachers are pedo’s and the rest of administration are just racist and sexist degenerates. And majority of the kids are too, and if you’re not, then you’re the stupid one. Wesleyan isn’t good at academics, and as for athletics our soccer team molests eachother. And they’re some of the most homophobic people there. They are no clubs either unless you interested in joining the KKK or whatever weird Lego club the enrichment (special ed) kids have running. And there is more worshipping trump then worshipping God.

Oh, you go to Wesleyan Christian Academy?

Yes
You’re probably dense

by ch11111 June 29, 2025

Christian

One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.

Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.

by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018

Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.

A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!

by axellpaxel June 14, 2025

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

Christian

a nice person that has a good mind set and later in life will become a woman

lady 1 : OMG christian is so nice and kind

women 2:ikr

by chistiry November 3, 2022