Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid

Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

Hot cross bum

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.

Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?

by Nicearse July 7, 2016

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

20 Dollar Bum

A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...

When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,

Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..

Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill

by HaloTheHalo August 29, 2021

lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.

"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"

by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017

Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.

“Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”

by D&G17 July 17, 2019