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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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BRAZILLIAN bubble bath

Two men jizz on a man in a bath until the bath is full, it might take 2-3 days.

Then they take turns to top the said man, while singing “steak and shrimp” by uncle kracker, followed by all three singing “la cuccaracha” as they climax
One night in Nashville we took turns to give kid rock a BRAZILLIAN Bubble bath!”
by Uncle kracker April 4, 2024
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Dirty Bubble

The Dirty Bubble is an oral sex act, where a man is giving oral to a woman while sick. During the act, the man will blow out a snot bubble and pop it into the woman’s opening and mix it in with his tongue.
“Dude last night I gave Jenny the dirtiest Dirty Bubble, I had the flu or something…”
by jaxkmehoff April 11, 2024
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Double Bubble Blowie

When yo girl chew up a whole pack of double bubble and gives you a blow job.
Hey shorty, wanna give me a double bubble blowie tonight?
by Eye Pea Freely April 18, 2024
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Double Bubble Blowie

A blow job where the person giving the blowjob has a whole stick of hubba bubba bubble gum in their mouth.
Hey Shorty, wanna give me a double bubble blowie later?
by Eye Pea Freely April 18, 2024
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Cherry Bubblegum

A saying in reference to a crime involving a planted explosive and a room containing 5 or more people, who have been made into an unrecognizable red substance due to the effects of said explosive
Will: Hey, dude. Did you hear about that attack downtown?
Mike: Yeah. I heard whoever did it practically made Cherry Bubblegum out of that room.
by SteelSmith December 30, 2024
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double-bubble squeezing

A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.
There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
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