Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

Asshole

The people that came up with the idea that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together in camp cretaceous season 4

Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn get in a relationship
Half of the entire fan base: Your an asshole

by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021

tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025

asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

by loli big boobs July 3, 2015

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Asshole

Nasty

You’re a nasty asshole

by anonymous December 30, 2021