rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

Snake

A slithering human who causes trouble and annoyance eg. Nic wells

Oh James ur such a snake

by The doctor October 23, 2012

Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

Snake Snuggler

The Male equivalent for a "camel toe"

"Ew! Look at the guy over there wearing the skinny jeans. He's got a huge snake snuggler."

by snakesnuggler August 1, 2012

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Skinned The Snake

When you pull out after having sex and the condom slips off your penis, remaining in the chick's vagina.

I was banging this chick last night, and when I finished, I Skinned The Snake.

by hatterofmaddness September 2, 2013

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012