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Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.
Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died
by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018
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bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
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On Air with Ryan

This is a radio show syndicated to all the iHeartRadio owned "KISS FM" stations, and can be heard from 10AM-2PM on your local "KISS FM" station. This is where Ryan Seacrest and Sisanie will talk about things in between songs.
Did you hear On Air with Ryan?
by Migivf May 1, 2018
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Air Nigga

A Nigga that breathes too much air to the point where that fuck ass nigga starts to float like a retarded air head
"You are too much of an Air Nigga"
by Ticenits1776 March 1, 2025
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Hot air balloon

When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted
I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie
by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018
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Air Carl

Air Carl is the act of enjoying when a person farts on you.
I need to warm up. Can you please air carl me.
by Workpeeps November 10, 2019
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Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
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