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Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
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I'll meet you in the air

When someone threatens to beat you up or get in a fight with you. Meaning, you're ready when they are and will "meet you in the air".
Charles - You don't even need to tell me you're ready to fight, i'll meet you in the air
by Kittyt2 October 15, 2017
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Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service
According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains
by Neady June 3, 2022
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iphone air

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025
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air dabs

"Congratulations everyone! We helped find a cure for cancer, air dabs to you!"
by Thatoneguyyoudontknow November 3, 2013
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Air Piss

A heavy mist of rain. Not heavy enough for a drizzle, but heavier than a mist. Normally extremely annoying, but manageable.
The air piss washed away my chalk. It was going to be a great day in the park, but the air piss started. What a dreary day, full of all this air piss.
by Atlrex August 19, 2018
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Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019
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